Charlie Sheen: I'm With Stupid Is All Over You

It’s Thursday Bitches, so you know what that means…That’s Right!!

It’s time for I’m With Stupid at 11 PM EST on Blog Talk Radio tonight, and tonight?

It’s gonna be all about WINNING, fueling up our F-18’s and strafing in our underwear with Charlie Sheen.

I’m all jacked up about this installment of IWS because I’m on a drug, and that drug is called I’m With Stupid!!

I am drinking my tiger blood, oiling up my Adonis-Like body, and screwing my goddesses, for I am ready to do a radio show and reclaim my kid via my awesomeness.

If you think I am kidding, just tweet me, and I’ll show you what vice you need to choose.

And let me tell you, Jayman ain’t takin’ any shit off of the President of CBS, Les Moonves either.

Jay is ready to rock and roll. I know him…everyone thinks he’s Mister Nice Guy, but Jay is a raging beast when somebody gets his ire up!!

I spend two hours on the phone with him every Tuesday. That boy gets revved up, and Jay usually ends up screaming at me like I’m a bad Catholic boy and he’s the nun!!

Trust me…

Sister Jay can bring the ruler to the knuckles like nobody’s business. I’m just thankful he doesn’t exhibit the propensities of a Priest!!

Anyhoo…

It’s going to be a great show tonight, so I hope you all drop into the chat room, listen, and/or call in at 661.244.9852 and let us know about your favorite celebrity train wrecks.

In addition to Jay, Charlie, and myself…Kim Fragile will be live from the Betty Ford Center and Marty Martenstein will be chiming in from Charlie Sheen’s house.

So c’mon…listen to Jay and I as we present:

We’re All Charlie Sheen, on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio at 11 PM EST …

C’mon join in; it’s going to be fun, and the best thing is, it’ll take some heat off of me from Jay.

Until tonight, when I see you on the radio…

Cheers!!

Charlie Sheen and Matt-Man Are One

"I am on a drug; it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body." --Charlie Sheen

“I am on a drug; it’s called Wild Irish Rose. If I have had just enough, you will explode while having sex with me. If I have had too much? I ain’t gonna be able to get it up. Nope…not at all.” --Matt-Man

As you can see from the above quotes, Charlie Sheen and I are quite similar. There are drugs and explosions going on in our words. And…

There are more similarities between Charlie Sheen and myself.

We’re both losing our teeth. Okay he is losing his due to a life of drug use and me because I have gum disease, nonetheless...

I’ll see Charlie at Dentures ‘R’ Us in the near future, and we can compare gums in the waiting room while reading six month old copies of People and Better Homes and Garden.

Charlie and I have both had sex with a myriad of hot babes.

Sure, Charlie pays for his sex and I never had to unless you consider taking a chick to Arby’s for the 5 for 5 deal, out for pizza, or putting up with Schmoop’s menstrual whining buying a chick a fifth of Rose as paying for sex.

Charlie is famous and I am famous. Charlie has a TV show and me? I was referenced on two blogs yesterday.

Jayman lumped me in with such creative giants such as Johnny Cash, Hunter S. Thompson, and Arthur Miller.

And my fave, brainiac, wacko tea bagger, Uncle Charlie wrote about going on a cruise with these two sexy commenters from his site:


Charlie wrote: “Here we have Sandee and Sandy, how confusing is that. We had a lot of discussion about Matt Man, the consensus is, he is a jerk.”

You know you have made it when people who don’t really know you and actually hate you talk about you while on a Caribbean cruise.

Lastly…On the Alex Jones show the other day, Charlie Sheen said this:

“Thomas Jefferson was a pussy.”

Now let’s see what I said on Bagwine Ruminations about Jefferson on July 22, 2009:

“Sure, he was a scientist, a President, and helped to write the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. He also hosed some black chick and got her pregnant. Do I find that unsettling? Hell No…

What I do find unsettling is that Jefferson covered it up instead of bragging about it…He, like me, may have been some type of Renaissance Man, but unlike me, he was nothing more than a pantaloon-wearin’, pasty white pussy.”

See?

Charlie Sheen and I are one and the same…sorta.

And this Thursday at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid Jay and I will be discussing him and others like him.

More details tomorrow. Until then…

Cheers!!

Let's Kick This War on Christmas into High Gear!!

Happy Black Friiiiiiiday, Bitches!!

I hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving. We had a lovely time at the Bagwine digs and yours truly went off Turkey Day script and cooked this:

Yep. A bouncing seven and a half pound chicken.

It was quite tasty, and this year, although it was close…Schmoop remembered to put the rolls in the oven. Score!!

Anyhoo…

Tonight at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio, Jay and I will be serving up Thanksgiving leftovers as well as setting the table for the upcoming holidays.

We will discuss Jayman’s pilgrimage to Omaha. We’ll have a live taped report from the Black Friday excitement here in Bagwine, Ohio.

Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson will be popping in…and out for a bit.

I’ll be singing a Christmasy type song in order to warm your heart and your cockles. And folks…

Jay and I will lay out the strategy for this year’s War on Christmas. We’re still working on that part of the show, because neither of us can decide which side we’re on, but…

We ALL know which side Bill O’Reilly is on…

We’ll have all that plus much, much more tonight at 11 PM EST on I’m With Stupid.

So, grab a beer, a leftover turkey sammich and join Jay and me by listening in and better yet, calling in to I’m With Stupid tonight at 11 PM EST.

You can access out Blog Talk Radio page and listen to our show by clicking HERE

See ya tonight on the radio!!

Cheers!!

My Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson Moment

Were you expecting another fireworks filled installment between Schmoop and myself today in our weekly segment, He Said…She Said?

Well…

So was I. But…

When I woke up this morning to post it, I found that some drunken asshole evidently didn’t save the exchange.

Fucking moron.

This person needs to be severely reprimanded, publicly lynched, and then drenched in gasoline and set on fire.

Stupidity like this cannot and will not be tolerated, and it makes my job of providing daily frivolity to you the people, much harder to do.

This type of incompetence is unacceptable. So…

If any of you would like to come over and flog my stupid ass for not saving the post, I’ll be at home until 4:45 PM today.

I thank you in advance for punishing me for my Charlie Sheen/Capri Anderson moment.

On the upside…

I’m With Stupid after only nine shows, is already the number three rated comedy show on Blog Talk Radio!!

We attribute our success to many things…hard work, intensive show preparation, and the loyalty of our listeners, but mainly to dumb luck and labeling every show with the tag: Jewish Babes.

And…

This Friday (that’s tomorrow you chuckleheads) Jay and I will be making the I’m With Stupid magic happen once again as we broadcast on BTR at 11PM EDT.

We will be having our IWS Halloween Party. We will discuss Halloween party horror stories, our fave costumes, and our favorite scary movies.

Additonally, we will have our weekly football picks, Nipsey Russell and Dour Mike will probably be chiming in, and we have dug up several audio trailers of horror movies you may have missed out on.

We hope you listen and join the BOO-teelicious good times by calling in to our show.

That’s, I’m With Stupid at 11 PM EDT Friday night on Blog Talk Radio.

You can go to our BTR show page by clicking HERE.

And…

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We want to be number one on BTR, on Facebook, and most importantly, number one in your hearts…or something.

Have a wunnerful Thursday and as always…

Cheers!!