It’s Friiiiiiiday so you know what that means. That’s right…
Another installment of Matt-Man’s Private Conversations™
Saturday Morning at the Bagwine digs getting ready for work…
Schmoop: Would you like me to make a sandwich for you to take to work?
Schmoop: Baloney, okay?
Me: Hell yes.
Schmoop: Want the rind left on or not?
Me: Ha…Oh you’re a riot.
Schmoop: Hee Hee…I crack myself up.
Tuesday evening working at the Beer Mine as my regular who looks like Boris Karloff pulls in…
Boris: Get me a Diet Dew and be snappy about it.
Me: Here ya go.
Boris: How’s the website going?
Me: Just fine…doing an internet radio show now too.
Boris: (evidently setting up a joke) I had my own TV show for 25 years, y’know.
Me: Really? What, The Bozo Show?
Boris: (chuckling) You’re pretty quick tonight. See ya.
Saturday morning on the couch with Ryno prior to him, his mom, and his friends going to King’s Island…
Me: (putting my hand on his leg) Hope you guys have fun. I love you buddy.
Ryno: Um…could you get your hand off my thigh; I don’t see you buying me dinner anywhere in the near future.
Me and Ryno: Hee Hee Hee.
Me: Good one.
And there you have it for this week, folks.
Have a wonderful Friday and a great weekend.
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