Friday, September 10, 2010

Matt-Man’s Private Conversations™

It’s Friiiiiiiday so you know what that means. That’s right…

Another installment of Matt-Man’s Private Conversations™

Saturday Morning at the Bagwine digs getting ready for work…

Schmoop: Would you like me to make a sandwich for you to take to work?

Me: Sure!!

Schmoop: Baloney, okay?

Me: Hell yes.

Schmoop: Want the rind left on or not?

Me: Ha…Oh you’re a riot.

Schmoop: Hee Hee…I crack myself up.

Tuesday evening working at the Beer Mine as my regular who looks like Boris Karloff pulls in…

Boris: Get me a Diet Dew and be snappy about it.

Me: Here ya go.

Boris: How’s the website going?

Me: Just fine…doing an internet radio show now too.

Boris: (evidently setting up a joke) I had my own TV show for 25 years, y’know.

Me: Really? What, The Bozo Show?

Boris: (chuckling) You’re pretty quick tonight. See ya.

Saturday morning on the couch with Ryno prior to him, his mom, and his friends going to King’s Island…

Me: (putting my hand on his leg) Hope you guys have fun. I love you buddy.

Ryno: Um…could you get your hand off my thigh; I don’t see you buying me dinner anywhere in the near future.

Mom: Ryan!!

Me and Ryno: Hee Hee Hee.

Me: Good one.

And there you have it for this week, folks.

Have a wonderful Friday and a great weekend.

Don’t forget…


If you get the chance, listen to I'm With Stupid with Jayman and I Sunday at 11 AM EDT on Blog Talk Radio.

Until then…

Cheers!!

24 comments:

Jeff B said...

Earlier in the week while watching TV (some stupid crime drama show) with my wife:

Me- What happened?

Lisa- She just killed that guy. And he's blind!

Me- At least he didn't see it coming.

Matt-Man said...

Jeff: Ha!! Classic. Cheers Jeff!!

Baseball Mom said...

You son is a h00t! That is the funniest thing I have read in a while.

Have a wonderful Friday!!

Jay said...

Ha! Ryno is hilarious.

Next time he should say "Dude, take your hand off my knee. You're not a priest and I'm not an alter boy. ;-)

Matt-Man said...

B-Mom: Ha...He cracks me up on a daily basis. Have a wonderful Friday as well. Cheers B-Mom!!

Jay: Ha...He is funny. When I picked him up for school this morning I was grumpy and he said to his mom, "Gee...Sounds like Dad has already been sipping the Hater-Ade." Cheers Jay!!

Mike said...

I always leave the rind on the baloney. It makes the sandwich last longer because it's so chewy. :)

Matt-Man said...

Mike: You ate paste in grade school too, dintcha? Cheers Mike!!

Michele said...

Very funny kid you've got there.

Baloney has a rind?

Matt-Man said...

Michele: He is a hoot. Yes, good baloney has a bright red rind. Cheers Michele!!

Evil Twin's Wife said...

Clubs should allow children to do stand up comedy. They're so right on with the one liners!

Matt-Man said...

Evil: He's not ready for Prime Time yet. I can't get it into his head that, brevity is the soul of humor. He rambles. Have a good weekend. Cheers ETW!!

Imam Bondallah said...

...good baloney is just alright with me...

Matt-Man said...

P-Man: I had a fried baloney sandwich yesterday. It was beautiful. Quite tasty. Cheers P-Man!!

Raquel's World said...

Ha, I'm gonna use that "can you get your hand off my thigh, I don't see you buying me dinner anytime in the near future".

"umm, can you get the hell out my face, I don't see you buying me dinner anytime in the near future"

Thanks Ryno!

Charlene said...

When you're at work it's like you're on the stage doing stand up!

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Ha. I'll pass along your thanks to Ryno. Cheers Roc!!

Charlene: I do my best to have everyone pull out of there with a smile. I succeed more often than not. Cheers Charlene!!

Dianne said...

Ryno kills me! I love that kid

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: He kills me too and also provides me with plenty of anxiety. Cheers Sexy!!

MysteryChick said...

Baloney sammiches make me happy!

Ryno kills me. There's an apple that didn't fall far from the tree.

Matt-Man said...

Chick: True but apples do not go well on baloney sandwiches. What? ; ) Cheers Chick!!

ruairi said...

haha brilliant, this did give me a lol :-)

Dana said...

At least Schmoop *asked* about the rind. Obviously you were nice to her the night before!

Matt-Man said...

Ru: Why thanks and Cheers!!

Dana: I think I may have been and her to me, but I doubt that either one of us can remember. Is that wrong? Cheers Dana!!

Anonymous said...

Ryno LOL, good one kid.
Lu'