Another installment of Matt-Man’s Private Conversations™
Saturday Morning at the Bagwine digs getting ready for work…
Schmoop: Would you like me to make a sandwich for you to take to work?Me: Sure!!
Schmoop: Baloney, okay?
Me: Hell yes.
Schmoop: Want the rind left on or not?
Me: Ha…Oh you’re a riot.
Schmoop: Hee Hee…I crack myself up.
Tuesday evening working at the Beer Mine as my regular who looks like Boris Karloff pulls in…
Boris: Get me a Diet Dew and be snappy about it.
Me: Here ya go.
Boris: How’s the website going?
Me: Just fine…doing an internet radio show now too.
Boris: (evidently setting up a joke) I had my own TV show for 25 years, y’know.
Me: Really? What, The Bozo Show?Boris: (chuckling) You’re pretty quick tonight. See ya.
Saturday morning on the couch with Ryno prior to him, his mom, and his friends going to King’s Island…
Me: (putting my hand on his leg) Hope you guys have fun. I love you buddy.
Ryno: Um…could you get your hand off my thigh; I don’t see you buying me dinner anywhere in the near future.
Mom: Ryan!!
Me and Ryno: Hee Hee Hee.
Me: Good one.
And there you have it for this week, folks.
Have a wonderful Friday and a great weekend.
Don’t forget…
If you get the chance, listen to I'm With Stupid with Jayman and I Sunday at 11 AM EDT on Blog Talk Radio.
Until then…
Cheers!!
24 comments:
Earlier in the week while watching TV (some stupid crime drama show) with my wife:
Me- What happened?
Lisa- She just killed that guy. And he's blind!
Me- At least he didn't see it coming.
Jeff: Ha!! Classic. Cheers Jeff!!
You son is a h00t! That is the funniest thing I have read in a while.
Have a wonderful Friday!!
Ha! Ryno is hilarious.
Next time he should say "Dude, take your hand off my knee. You're not a priest and I'm not an alter boy. ;-)
B-Mom: Ha...He cracks me up on a daily basis. Have a wonderful Friday as well. Cheers B-Mom!!
Jay: Ha...He is funny. When I picked him up for school this morning I was grumpy and he said to his mom, "Gee...Sounds like Dad has already been sipping the Hater-Ade." Cheers Jay!!
I always leave the rind on the baloney. It makes the sandwich last longer because it's so chewy. :)
Mike: You ate paste in grade school too, dintcha? Cheers Mike!!
Very funny kid you've got there.
Baloney has a rind?
Michele: He is a hoot. Yes, good baloney has a bright red rind. Cheers Michele!!
Clubs should allow children to do stand up comedy. They're so right on with the one liners!
Evil: He's not ready for Prime Time yet. I can't get it into his head that, brevity is the soul of humor. He rambles. Have a good weekend. Cheers ETW!!
...good baloney is just alright with me...
P-Man: I had a fried baloney sandwich yesterday. It was beautiful. Quite tasty. Cheers P-Man!!
Ha, I'm gonna use that "can you get your hand off my thigh, I don't see you buying me dinner anytime in the near future".
"umm, can you get the hell out my face, I don't see you buying me dinner anytime in the near future"
Thanks Ryno!
When you're at work it's like you're on the stage doing stand up!
Raquel: Ha. I'll pass along your thanks to Ryno. Cheers Roc!!
Charlene: I do my best to have everyone pull out of there with a smile. I succeed more often than not. Cheers Charlene!!
Ryno kills me! I love that kid
Dianne: He kills me too and also provides me with plenty of anxiety. Cheers Sexy!!
Baloney sammiches make me happy!
Ryno kills me. There's an apple that didn't fall far from the tree.
Chick: True but apples do not go well on baloney sandwiches. What? ; ) Cheers Chick!!
haha brilliant, this did give me a lol :-)
At least Schmoop *asked* about the rind. Obviously you were nice to her the night before!
Ru: Why thanks and Cheers!!
Dana: I think I may have been and her to me, but I doubt that either one of us can remember. Is that wrong? Cheers Dana!!
Ryno LOL, good one kid.
Lu'
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