Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Mike Huckabee: Political Whore of Babylon

Happy Hump Day chuckleheads let’s spoon out some hodgepodge, shall we? Great…

First up, Bagwine Ruminations’ ol pal Mike Huckabee is in the news.

The Huckster said in an interview yesterday that President Obama grew up in Kenya.

This came as news to all, especially Obama himself who never realized that the Catholic schools he attended in Indonesia were actually Muslim Brainwashing factories located in Nairobi.

Guv? As an alleged man of God, who may run for President, pick a side, because it is impossible for anyone to run for President AND be a man of God.

Huck went on to say that his Kenyan roots led Obama to BELIEVE that the British were Imperialists. Ha. I never realized that one had to grow up in Kenya to KNOW that the Brits were Imperialists.

The worse thing about that statement by Huck is that if he doesn’t know that the Brits were Imperialists, he may as well open up a MENSA Chapter with Sarah Palin.

Oy…

One week from today is Ash Wednesday and I shall be going Smokeless for Jeebus!!

Yes, in just seven short days I shall being giving up my cigarettes for at least the forty-six days during Lent.

Hopefully, the Lord will feed me nicotine through the process of Holy Osmosis or someone will surely die.

Lastly…

Tomorrow night on I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio at 11 PM EST…

Jayman and I will be celebrating the Life and Times of Charlie Sheen. We will be talking not only abut Charlie Sheen but all of our fave celebrity train wrecks.

From Boy George to George Michael to Larry Craig to Gary Busey, Lindsay Lohan, and Mel Gibson.

Kim Fragile may even being doing a Live Remote from the Betty Ford Center.

Having fun with the demise of others always makes for good radio. In fact, Charlie Sheen did a promo for tomorrow night's show…



(if the play button doesn’t work, click twaud.io)

It shall be a good time and we hope you listen and call in with your favorite stories of celebrity demise at 661.244.9852.

That’s I’m With Stupid Thursday at 11 PM EST on Blog Talk Radio. You can access our show page by clicking HERE.

That’s all I gots for today. Happy Hump Day and as always…

Cheers!!

9 comments:

Raquel's World said...

Luv the promo! You guys are so silly!

Jay said...

The ol' Huckster is the modern presidential candidate. He's following the same formula as Newt and Sarah Palin. He has no intention of being any serious kind of candidate for president. Instead, being a "potential" presidential candidate is his job.

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: Why thank ya Hot Stuff. You should listen tomorrow night; it's going to be epic. Cheers Roc!!

Jay: Ha...No Kiddin', because the possibility of actually running sells their latest otherwise unreadable book. Cheers Funny Man!!

MysteryChick said...

You're killing me! I wish your show was in an earlier time slot, I wanna listen!

Was that whiney? I didn't mean it to be that way...

Matt-Man said...

Chick: Ha. It wasn't whiny but even if it was, you get a pass. Cheers Sexy!!

Mike said...

When I was teaching creation classes in Kenya I thought I remembered a kid that reminded me of Obama. I said to myself, that kid could be president of the US one day.

Matt-Man said...

Mike: You have always had an eye for talent. Cheers Mike!!

sybil law said...

Huckabee is dumb as nine chickens.
Hope I can make the show tomorrow night!

Matt-Man said...

Sybil: He is a fricking moron. I hope you can too. It's going to be a good one, Sybil. Cheers Hot Lips!!