A short and to the point post, for I have a brother who is more than a bit under the weather on this rainy day in Bagwine.
If you have a moment and believe in whatever, send out some good thoughts to my brother John.
Last night’s I’m With Stupid show was not our best because I had to run things due to Jayman getting screwed by Google and BTR, but it was in a way, epic!!
And…it wasn’t really a show about Charlie Sheen, it was a surprise Birthday party for Jayman.
We had a hot crew in the chat room, and callers out the wazzoo. Dana and Weirdo King just to name a few.
The uber-hot Agent Rat called in to sing Happy Birthday to Jay, but when she sang, it was a present to all. Rowwrrrrrrrrr.
The crowning jewel in the um…crown of callers was none other than Jaymom. That’s right Jay’s mom called in and immediately her AARP card was revoked and her Social Security taken away.
Those Evil Bastards!!
Anyhoo…
It was a good time, made more so by the fact that our intern, Little Jimmy Stewart got a temporary prison release and showed up with a bottle of vodka. Oy Vay!!
It’s Thursday Bitches, so you know what that means…That’s Right!!
It’s time for I’m With Stupid at 11 PM EST on Blog Talk Radio tonight, and tonight?
It’s gonna be all about WINNING, fueling up our F-18’s and strafing in our underwear with Charlie Sheen.
I’m all jacked up about this installment of IWS because I’m on a drug, and that drug is called I’m With Stupid!!
I am drinking my tiger blood, oiling up my Adonis-Like body, and screwing my goddesses, for I am ready to do a radio show and reclaim my kid via my awesomeness.
If you think I am kidding, just tweet me, and I’ll show you what vice you need to choose.
And let me tell you, Jayman ain’t takin’ any shit off of the President of CBS, Les Moonves either.
Jay is ready to rock and roll. I know him…everyone thinks he’s Mister Nice Guy, but Jay is a raging beast when somebody gets his ire up!!
I spend two hours on the phone with him every Tuesday. That boy gets revved up, and Jay usually ends up screaming at me like I’m a bad Catholic boy and he’s the nun!!
Trust me…
Sister Jay can bring the ruler to the knuckles like nobody’s business. I’m just thankful he doesn’t exhibit the propensities of a Priest!!
Anyhoo…
It’s going to be a great show tonight, so I hope you all drop into the chat room, listen, and/or call in at 661.244.9852 and let us know about your favorite celebrity train wrecks.
In addition to Jay, Charlie, and myself…Kim Fragile will be live from the Betty Ford Center and Marty Martenstein will be chiming in from Charlie Sheen’s house.
Happy Hump Day chuckleheads let’s spoon out some hodgepodge, shall we? Great…
First up, Bagwine Ruminations’ ol pal Mike Huckabee is in the news.
The Huckster said in an interview yesterday that President Obama grew up in Kenya.
This came as news to all, especially Obama himself who never realized that the Catholic schools he attended in Indonesia were actually Muslim Brainwashing factories located in Nairobi.
Guv? As an alleged man of God, who may run for President, pick a side, because it is impossible for anyone to run for President AND be a man of God.
Huck went on to say that his Kenyan roots led Obama to BELIEVE that the British were Imperialists. Ha. I never realized that one had to grow up in Kenya to KNOW that the Brits were Imperialists.
The worse thing about that statement by Huck is that if he doesn’t know that the Brits were Imperialists, he may as well open up a MENSA Chapter with Sarah Palin.
Oy…
One week from today is Ash Wednesday and I shall be going Smokeless for Jeebus!!
Yes, in just seven short days I shall being giving up my cigarettes for at least the forty-six days during Lent.
Hopefully, the Lord will feed me nicotine through the process of Holy Osmosis or someone will surely die.
Lastly…
Tomorrow night onI’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio at 11 PM EST…
Jayman and I will be celebrating the Life and Times of Charlie Sheen. We will be talking not only abut Charlie Sheen but all of our fave celebrity train wrecks.
From Boy George to George Michael to Larry Craig to Gary Busey, Lindsay Lohan, and Mel Gibson.
Kim Fragile may even being doing a Live Remote from the Betty Ford Center.
Having fun with the demise of others always makes for good radio. In fact, Charlie Sheen did a promo for tomorrow night's show…
(if the play button doesn’t work, click twaud.io)
It shall be a good time and we hope you listen and call in with your favorite stories of celebrity demise at 661.244.9852.
That’s I’m With Stupid Thursday at 11 PM EST on Blog Talk Radio. You can access our show page by clicking HERE.
That’s all I gots for today. Happy Hump Day and as always…
The greater Bagwine Metroplex is in shut down mode. The five inches of snow have left the Gotham of Ohio in a state of comatosis…Well, yeah it’s a word now ya bastards!!
The roads are covered in snow and ice. The schools are closed. Schmoop took a vacation day.
(Although I think Schmoop took the day off not because of the icy roads, but rather so she could stay home, drink beer, and have hot sex with me, and really…can ya blame her? Of course not.)
I really have nothing of worth to say today, and yes I know, many of you are saying that that is the case every day, but felt like checking in. It’s what I do. It’s all I do. I have no job!!
Anyhoo…
Jayman and I had a pretty good show last night. We discussed unemployment, the upcoming SOTU address, and we even played one of Kim Fragile’s outtakes:
(to listen, click where the player says, "twaudio")
We were also first, fast, an factual with today’s school closings. As stated last night and coming to fruition this morning, The Chappie James Academy and Mulligan Stew Academy are indeed closed today. God we’re good!!
If you’re snowed in today or perhaps just need to kill some time before you begin your weekend, you can listen to our show utilizing the handy dandy BTR player: If you can, just listen to a couple of minutes so Jay and I can have I’m With Stupid race up the ratings charts. We have nothing else to live for. So c’mon…throw us a bone.
That’s all I have. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend filled with lots of alcohol and plenty of sex.
