Heidi Zadeh Is Hot And I Thank Her For It

About five months ago, I changed the way I blog to a degree. I started writing about topical items more and less often about personal things.

Trying to create an audience by going blog to blog and hoping in return others would do the same, was taking up a considerable amount of time.

I noticed back then, that only 2% of people who stopped by Bagwine Ruminations were directed to my site by a search engine.

I thought that if could do things differently I could increase my search engine traffic and get a 50/50 mix. It’s working.

I now get 20-40 percent of my daily traffic directed to my site by a search engine.

I continue to get hits from people who are directed to my three month old posts about Al Roker and The Weather Channel. Folks typing in things like “Al Roker Sucks”…“Fuck Al Roker”…etc., show up daily.

A search for “Alisyn Camerota Is Hot” or variants thereof, direct many people to my posts dedicated to my favorite FOX News Babe.

Alisyn Camerota remains my number one sexy siren of search engine success, but Wow..!!

Bagwine Ruminations has a new chick in the Google machine that may soon surpass my sweet Allie in directing people to Matt-Man.

Who? You ask?

The incredibly sexy, edible, makes me spontaneously spew something resembling Havarti cheese in my pants, Heidi Zadeh.

I first wrote about the Iranian born, former Miss Denmark, Heidi Zadeh back in July, but only lately has she revved up the search engine and directed horny men and women everywhere to my site.

She has also sent Bagwine Ruminations zooming up the internet charts in Denmark.

Hell, yesterday, while the vast majority of my visitors were from the U.S., a full 13% were from Denmark and another 8% from nearby countries such as Sweden, Germany, and the U.K.

Pickled Herring, anyone?

I felt because of all of the Bagwine activity generated by the lovely Miss Zadeh, I should take time today and thank her.

I think that since I have, in a way, used Heidi, I should graciously offer to allow her to use me…in any way Heidi and her smokin’ hot body would like. I know, yet another example of my selflessness.

Heidi, if you are out there reading today’s post, please know that I would love to be your ambassador to the United States.

I would be happy to spread the word of your hotness to all Americans, help to spread your fame across the Atlantic, and of course, spread those never-ending legs of yours.

As soon as I can pay someone to find your email, I will send you a link to this post, my home phone number, and an outline of the key to the apartment door.

You can stop by anytime, Heidi. The Bagwine will be chillin’, the cod will be drying, and I’ll be on the couch stroking my kolde bord.

I owe this and more to you...I Love You, Heidi.

Skål and Bunden i Vejret Eller Resten i Håret!!