Streaming Friday!!

It’s Stream of Consciousness Friiiiday so slap me on the ass and call me Sally, ‘cause I’m off today and I’m feeling pretty.

Have to walk up to the Beer Mine and get my check this morning. I like the walk. I enjoy passing people and saying, “Hi” and smiling. It makes me feel good.

It’s going to be 80 today and Pizza Bill is working 10-9, so just like last Friday, I am putting out an Ass-Chap Alert. Da boy’s ass doesn’t take to the heat too well. My thumb nails need clipped.

Sent Doc some Grippo’s BBQ potato chips…I hope he got them. Love da Grippo’s. I just love to eat, period. I think I’m making hamburgers for Schmoop and I tonight.

Ha…my post yesterday talked about burgers but it wasn’t really about hamburgers. I was being metaphoric. I like saying that word…“metaphoric.”

I don’t like the word, sophomoric…or sophomore, for that matter. Why is there an o after the h? No one I know says, Soph-O-More. They and I say, Soph-More.

It’s like the word, February. Who pronounces the first r?

I don’t, and I was born in February. I don’t say Feb-Roo-Ary. I say, Feb-Yoo-Ary.

If you pronounce it, Feb-Roo-Ary, you are a pretentious fuck and I hate you….unless you pronounce it like that and happen to be a hot chick with big tits.

You know…I have a packet of Parmesan noodles and sauce that would go well with our fresh, hand made burgers. Love noodles. Any type, size, shape…noodles and I get along really well.

I have met so many cool people on my blog, Facebook, and Twitter. The majority are hot babes. I like that. I bet if I run into any of them I would get naked with them. Ha kidding…

Actually I would probably give them a fist bump. Odd huh?

I don’t know what it is. It just feels right when I run into a person that I like. I’m not trying to be hip or anything. Hmmmmm?

Okay, yes, definitely a fist bump…annnnnnnd thennnnn I’d have sex with my new found friends.

Egads…My balls itch. Does that mean visitors are coming? Ha…My balls itch and Pizza Bill is going to have a bad case of ass chap today. Just call us the Yeasty Boyz. Hee Hee.

There is a new President of Nigeria. His name is Goodluck Jonathan. What the fuck kinda name is that? President Jonathan?

How do you wish him well? Good luck, Goodluck. I’m serious…his first name is Goodluck. Wacky Nigerians.

Just saw Rachel Maddow on TV. She’s a lesbian. A big honkin’ lezzzzzbo.

While I dig watching two hot babes get it on for my viewing pleasure, I have never understood real lesbian couples.

How come two chicks get together because they don’t want to be with men, and oft times one of the chicks feels compelled to look, act, and dress like a dude? I never have understood that.

Speaking of women who look like guys, Keith Olbermann is an asshole.

Jesus…I am freakin’ horny. I need to get laid. I mean, sure my hand does well enough, but it has no tits. I really like tits….and noodles.

Have a wonderful Friday all, and Good luck, Goodluck.

Cheers!!

Building The Perfect Burger

Have ya ever wondered how to make the perfect burger? Well, let me tell ya…

You take some ground beef…it doesn’t have to be fancy. It can be a plain sort of ground beef…

Hell, it can be close to the sell date…not prime rib meat, maybe not sirloin, and then you open it.

Well, then you stick your hands into the ground beef and mash it all up. You can add some spice, some herbs, and/or some of whatever you’re feeling.

You put the beef into a bowl with everything you’ve given it, and then you mix it up with your hands and your heart.

After you mash it around lovingly and otherwise, you form the meat into patties as to what accommodates your taste and culinary style.

Then…proceed to throw one of the patties into a pan that is hot, and let it cook…

A few minutes cooking on the first side (get it good, and hot) and a few minutes on the second.

You see, you have to let it cook on both sides so it is well done. And by well-done, I mean ready to be eaten.

Upon getting the burger to where ya want it, you can do two things…

You can plate it up wrapped in the glory of a well dressed bun and eat it, or you can put it in the fridge for later use.

I suggest the former, because saving it for later..? The burger doesn’t taste as good, it may go bad, and more importantly…you may have to let it go altogether.

Oh yeah, it’s always better to eat it right off of the grill and taste it while you can.

Cheers!!