It’s Friiiiiiday and you know what that means. That’s Right!!
It’s time for another installment of Matt-Man’s Private Conversations™
Thursday evening at the Beer Mine talking to Pizza Bill…
Me: Yo Billy-Boy can you use your van to help me move a couch from David’s house over to the apartment the first Sunday in October?
Bill: I’ll have to take the seats out, but sure.
Me: Thanks. Schmoop said that if you helped us out she’d show you her tits.
Bill: Hee Hee.
Me: Ha…Naw, I’ll pay ya.
Bill: I’d rather see Schmoop’s tits.
Thursday morning taking Ryno to school…
Me: I’ll pick you up this afternoon. I’m going to park in that cornfield way behind the baseball diamond.
Ryno: If you park way back there, when I eventually do get to the car, I’m gonna park my fist in your face.
Me: Ha!! Good One.
Monday morning talking to Schmoop following Sunday’s post tryst admission fall out…
Me: You’re not going to work today?
Schmoop: No…I feel like shit this morning. I’ll just blame Dana. Ha.
Me: Ha...I’ll tell her.
Schmoop: And when you do, tell her to stop being a whore!! I did. I mean, shortly after you left your wife and moved in with me, I did.
Me: Ha. Hey-Oooooooo
Schmoop: I crack myself up…ugh, I’m going back to bed.
And that’s it for this week’s installment, but I do have a few things to pass along to you chuckleheads.
First of all, this past Tuesday I wrote about and professed my love for national radio talk show host, Leslie Marshall. Well kids, now dig it.
She read it Tuesday night and got a hold of me via Twitter. We had a brief Twitter convo and she was incredibly sweet.
I just want to say thanks to her for taking the time to read it and actually contacting me. Here’s to the lovely Leslie. Cheers to ya, Mizz Marshall!!
Today marks the 51st birthday of the sexiest librarian in the world, Bagwine buddy, Michele!! I want to give a big ol’ Happy Birthday to Michele. Have a wonderful day, dear!!
Lastly, I’m With Stupid will once again rear its ugly head at 11 AM EDT Sunday on Blog Talk Radio. Please join Jay and myself for some Sunday morning fun.
In addition to our weekly NFL picks and my weekly fucking by Time Warner, we will be talking about bad and/or funny things that have happened to us while drunk.
We invite you to call in and lay your stories on us as well.
And, since many of you will be listening to us with a hangover, we will also discuss what our favorite hangover foods are.
Off today so I’ll be whoopin’ it up I hope you all do the same. Have a good one!!